Gentlemen – the Christmas tree has been hauled to the curb, the strands of lights and ornaments are tucked away in the plastic tote bins your wife somehow seems to have 3 dozen of, and if you’re a man of any spirit whatsoever you have at least two maxed out credit cards to show for a contented wife and a house full of happy kids.
Satisfied that this has relieved you of your gift-giving obligations until next year? Au contraire, my friend. The year is just getting started and we are here to make sure that you don’t fall into the obvious pitfalls that beset your path to marital bliss.
Once upon a time, your responsibilities would be fulfilled – back when the single suit hanging in your closet was from Men’s Warehouse and you appreciated the subtle smoothness of Old Milwaukee. But, along with your old fraternity t-shirt and affinity for wine from the 7-11, those days are gone, and the most important gift-giving day in the marital calendar is nigh upon you. A day that carries with it the possibility of a year full of matrimonial harmony or the potential for the longest 365 days of your life. So, follow our advice; go with a gift that’s creative, romantic, fun, and will give her a story she can share with her friends all week.
Since only men are reading this, we’re going to shoot you straight and let you in on a little-known secret – the story she gets to tell is infinitely more important than the physical gift. Let that sink in for a minute…the story that she can tell her friends, family, people at work, etc. will far outweigh the physical gift. Take our word for it: the real gift is leaving her friends with envy in their eyes and the bitter taste of jealousy dripping from their mouths at how great she has it with the newly dubbed “Mister Right”.
This could be you! And you don’t need to scour the internet in search of fine diamonds, expensive trips, or exotic trinkets. For far less than your next box of Pro V1’s you can gussy up the stale boxes of wine and stuffed bears holding oversized hearts with some intimate conversation that will dial up the romance factor and have her melting like putty in your hands this February the 14th.
Rehab – A Couple’s Release and Rehab – After Dark are card games for couples that present different questions and scenarios for players and assists in creating the romantic environment where couples can reminisce on how and why they fell and in love. For instance, one card’s question asks you to “Describe in detail the last time that you were proud of your partner.” Do you think your partner would like to hear you answer that question this Valentine’s Day?
Its magic is in its simplicity – a candlelit dinner, some great wine, and a handful of Rehab Gaming cards face down on the table, just begging you to turn them over and make her swoon.
Think about the looks on her coworker’s faces as they munch on their boxes of stale candy and stare with disappointment at the single heart balloon floating above their cubicle.
What kind of story do you want your partner to tell?
Rehab-a couples release and Rehab-after dark can be found at RehabGamingUSA.com for $11.95.